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"Indeed, the familiar class action suit steals pencils from the girl scout. A ski lodge negotiates a prenuptial agreement with a stovepipe, because a ski lodge trades baseball cards with the chestnut related to a skyscraper. For example, a freight train defined by a food stamp indicates that an apartment building almost teaches a pompous squid. A bottle of beer trembles, or a barely cosmopolitan industrial complex throws the submarine at a fractured paper napkin. Indeed a pork chop defined by the razor blade makes a truce with a pork chop of the briar patch."

-this morning's SPAM, February 26, 2009